Showing posts from April, 2021

THE COLDEST WINTER EVER

It was autumn, and The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the com…

WHY WOMEN MAKE BETTER ASSASSINS

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.  After all the background checks, interviews and testing …

Jesus is watching you!

"Jesus is watching you!" A thief breaks into a house at around 3 AM. As he's walking …

Interpreting the Signs

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a…

The DEA Agent

A Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old ra…

WAITING ROOM

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to ans…

AUTO-CORRECT

Text message to neighbor: Hi, Fred, this is Hank, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve …

BETTER THAN MONEY

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking…

Drunk Man and a Priest

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stai…

It’s Way Too Cold

A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly.  As all the planes wer…

The Golden Club

The morning after a night on the town in Minneapolis, Bob told his friend about the Golden Club th…

IN TUNE

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops…

Grandma's Boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom wh…

To My Loving Wife

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one partic…

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