Joke Of Today


Carl and Suzanne had been married for almost 45 years.

Lovely couple, but Carl had this one bad habit that had always disgusted Suzanne. Every morning, before getting out of bed, Carl would let out this thunderous, paint peeling Fart.

Poor Suzanne would just cringe. Over the year she had complained to Carl, “ you know Carl! One of these days , you’re going to fart your guts out. What are you going to do when that happens?”

Carl never took it seriously, and just continued with his morning release. So Suzanne decided to get up early and out of bed before Carl wakes up every morning.

Well, Thanksgiving came along, and Suzanne was up extra early doing preparation for that evening’s dinner.

As she was preparing the turkey, she came across the giblets and a devious idea took shape. With a naughty smile on her face she took the giblets, went upstairs to the bedroom and carefully placed them in the back of Carl’s boxers. With this done she returned to kitchen and got busy with dinner preparation.

About half an hour later, Suzanne heard this blood curdling scream from upstairs. She chuckled to herself.

After couple of minutes, she thought better go check on Carl. She went upstairs in the bedroom and saw Carl kneeling beside the toilet naked, pointing his index and middle fingers towards the wall in front of him.

“What’s wrong Carl?” She asked trying to hold back her laughter.

Carl turned towards Suzanne ,” you were right Suzanne! Jesus Christ, you were right. I actually farted my guts out this morning. And by the grace of God, with these two fingers, I got them all back in.”

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