winking problem


A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. 


 The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal, you've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.


Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry.... We can't hire you."


"But wait," the man says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"


"Really? Great! Show me now!"


So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms; red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.


"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company,And we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!". 


"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"


"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"


"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a chemist, winking, and tried asking for a packet of aspirin?"

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